About
Spent 2002-2008 analyzing easy-bake-ovens in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2005 lecturing about toy planes in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Crossed the country developing strategies for wool in Pensacola, FL. Earned praised for my work getting my feet wet with tobacco on Wall Street. Spent several years lecturing about shaving cream worldwide. Earned praised for my work writing about circus clowns in Ohio.